Anyone who loves anime knows it’s not just about hyper cute, ocularly engorged, school children in short skirts fighting demons with the power of cleavage.
But the good stuff has a lot to teach us in between the awesome Engrish tunes in the credits.
1. First of all, always read the terms and conditions. No matter what.
2. Don’t battle your inner demons — befriend them.
3. Does your fruit look weird? Just eat it. Don’t ask questions.
4. Screaming only makes you more powerful.
5. Oh, and changing into a cute outfit also gives you more power.