1. I’ll go to bed after one more episode.

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2. I only watched 4 or 5 episodes before passing out.

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3. I watched all of Clannad and didn’t shed a tear.

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4. Don’t worry mom, that figure only cost, like, $50

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5. No, her clothes don’t come off…you don’t have to check!

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6. That package is full of school books.

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7. I only spent $100 at the convention.

8. There is no hentai on my computer.

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9. Seriously guys, I’ve never played an eroge.

10. I, uh, watched it for the plot!

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