Playing eroge or watching ecchi or hentai is like an espionage mission. Unless you’re living alone. But what if you are stuck in a place with people and you really want to watchOni Chichi or Sensitive Pornograph.

These survival tips might help you with your brave mission.

1. Choose a safe time

Time is essential when doing this stuff. You better not play or watch while your parents or someone else is around. They might think you’re weird (or a pervert).

2. Place the file or folder somewhere that no one knows or would bother to find it

C:\Documents and Settings\Users\Neko-chan\Pictures\Family Pictures\Family Reunion\Reunion 2014\New Folder(hidden).

Then put all the treasure on RAR and hide it. Password is optional.

(THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL ADDRESS)

3. Caution: Make sure that you leave no trace after watching or playing

Sometimes the “recently opened” section may blow your cover.

4. Headphones are a must

Not only for having a better experience, it is also for security purposes. Make sure it’s not max volume because others might hear it or you won’t notice if someone is coming.

5. Caution: Make sure that the door isn’t behind you

Positioning is vital. Face the door.

6. Make sure that the “alt-tab” or quit key is working and fast

For quick response emergencies. It’s even better if you can “alt-tab” to a video on youtube about funny cats. That will remove suspicion.

7. If you can, lock the door

Unless if you’re watching in your living room.

8. Turn on the lights if you want

To avoid suspicion.

9. If you can, hold your internal urges until it’s totally safe

Must… Not……

10. If things go totally wrong, saying “I watch it for the plot” may save you

Works for me, sometimes.

GOOD LUCK SOLDIER!