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Puni Puni Poemi is an OVA and spiritual successor to Excel Saga. In fact, the main character is essentially pre-teen Excel. So if it is just a short OVA and the main character is just a little girl, it can’t possibly be that bad, can it? Like Excel Saga, this anime wasn’t shown in many countries for its sexual content. You’ve got the joke of an alien having large balls where its genitals should be that preceded the Transformers movie, little girls flashing their ass, a baby that predicts the future by pooping, and S&M dominatrices. It is crazy, to be sure, but so perverse.
If you’re a boy, then it is likely you want to be like the boy in Golden Boy. Kintaro got himself a college education, then dropped out right before graduation in order to ride around on a bicycle, taking odd jobs, and learning about the world and women. Essentially he makes all the typical guy mistakes, including all the perverted ones, but still things work out. Of course, all the girls he meets fall head over heels in love with him.
To Love-Ru wanted to be a love story, but got distracted by ecchi in the process. Essentially, the main character wants to confess his love to his school yard crush. Unfortunately, that is foiled when a naked alien girl lands on him in the bath. She is crowned princess to an alien empire and wants to marry him to escape a political marriage. While he continues to pine after his school crush, he keeps getting foiled by a series of alien beauties that come after the princess.
With a lackluster comedic story, the only thing Heaven’s Lost Property has going for it is the fan service. Like To Love-Ru, a pretty girl literally falls on the main character. This leads him on the path to investigating a new world filled with similarly beautiful literal angels. Of course, the comedy, tits, and awkward situations are accented by literal flying underwear, which also may explode.
At very least, the main character of High School DxD is honest. He’s a pervert that likes to peep and dreams of gathering himself a harem. Then he meets a pretty girl, who is also an angel, and she kills him! That’s it, anime over, bye guys! Of course he gets revived by another pretty girl, who is a devil, that revives him. From there is is all risque fighting and bouncing busts as angels and devils fight with the main character caught in the middle.
With all the movies and TV shows about zombies, when High School of the Dead rolled around, fans of zombies were thrilled. Except, High School of the Dead isn’t really about zombies at all. It’s about girls firing big guns with straps splitting their massive boobs, their short skirts flaring in the action, and cooking dinner in nothing but an apron. Zombies are really an afterthought.
You know how in all old school RPGs, women were given armor that was impractical and barely covered anything? Well, imagine they took that concept and added a loose plot, then made it into an anime series. You would have Queen’s Blade, an anime about busty, barely-armored girls fighting it out in a tournament to be queen.
At this point, Kiss X Sis is almost as notorious as Boku no Pico, but still not worthy enough to suggest to people to troll them. Regardless, the entirety of the plot is about a boy trying to beat off his incredibly thirsty half-sisters with a stick until he decides that he no longer wants to. It goes where you didn’t want Oreimo to go. That creepiness, combined with the simplistic plot are what earn Kiss X Sis the title of the most perverted anime. For now, anyway.
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