11. I’m above watching ecchi shows, I’m an adult.

12. Of course I’m busy studying and not spending my time watching anime.

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13. That copy of So I Can’t Play H? is not mine, but a friends. I don’t know why he left it here! No, I didn’t watch it!

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14. I only watch anime with deep stories, rich symbolism, and character development.

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15. My sister put that song on my iPod!

16. I can’t hang out this weekend, I’m busy.

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17. I spend my money wisely and not just on anime and figures.

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18. I would never troll someone’s taste in anime.

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19. I never said your waifu was shit.

20. I would never watch a magical girl anime, those are for kids

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21. I will never get involved with shipping.

22. I know exactly what happened in Neon Genesis Evangelion. No, I did not read about it online…pleb.